I Abreva Can Fly

Abreva is working wonders on my cold sore. And by "working wonders", I mean that if my cold sore were a professor, last week, it got tenured. But now, this professor just decided that it had to take a leave of absence because it needed Abreva of fresh air. And by "leave of absence", I mean that it will be hittin' the road very soon, and for a very long time.