09 January 2006

The State of the Onion Address*

Why The Onion continues to be America's Finest News Source :

Headlines from The Onion [4 January 2006, Issue 42.01] :
  • Plan To Straighten Out Entire Life During Weeklong Vacation Yields Mixed Results
  • Man From Canada Acts Like He's Not Cold
  • ExxonMobil Swears It's Going To Start Taxes Early This Year
  • Guy Who Just Wiped Out Immediately Claims He's Fine
  • Peppy U.S. Teens Vow To Make This The Best Year Ever
  • Marital Frustrations Channeled Through Thermostat
  • Swiss Threaten Ricola Embargo

Headlines from Previous Weeks :
  • Teen Gives Up Smoking Pot After Seeing Parents High [28 July 2004, Issue 40.30]
  • Local Sheriff Suspects Al-Qaeda Or Teens [18 August 2004, Issue 40.33]

*The title is courtesy of my friend John.


At 10:31 PM, Blogger OhMyTrill said...

Its a blogging storm from philosophia!!!

At 8:06 PM, Blogger Sophia said...

Somebody stop me... :)


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